Help with Depression

If you’re on a major downer, we’ve got just the stuff, believe me. Our man Tiny — a high school buddy of good old Dexter — just came in from Miami with this massive chest of pills that you really have to experience to believe. It won’t just give you help with depression; it’ll also get rid of gravity and reality and all that other stuff that just gets to be such a bummer after a while. We’ll even give you the first dose for free, because we know you’ll be back for more, just because you put such a high value on mental health.

Oh yes. Now will somebody answer that darned phone?