Depression Help

Well, everyone has their own tastes of course. Most of us want to get
away from it, but if you want a serious blow to your own mental
health and well-being, we’ve got it. For people who just love a
good depression help has just arrived, in the form of little
green pills. We call them Greenspans, because they’re the surest
ticket to a deep depression that will just keep going and going,
seemingly with no bottom. We sell them in a unique way, of course, now
that the market for these little pills has been subject to sweeping
deregulation. What you have to do is, take out a loan from the real
estate agent on Baines Road, so that they can package that loan into a
derivative and sell it to us, and we take all the garbage from deals
like these, slice and dice them, put them in a blender and sell you
them in a little pill. The upshot is, since you’ve bought both the
loan and the pill, when you can’t pay back at the adjustable rate, the
principal is lost and you lose on the derivative. Personally we
don’t see why many people would take part in such a process, but hey,
most of the country loved the idea and jumped in head-first. We’re
just here to satisfy the market. To each their own.