Mental Health

We need to talk about mental health. Admit it: You don’t have
it, but you wish you had it. You’ve tried every drug on the market
and quite an impressive list of drugs that are most certainly not on
the market. You’ve tried stuff that scientists haven’t even heard of
yet. And all it’s ever brought you was more and more anxiety, dread,
and sustained hallucinations of unicorns. You are puzzled … no, more
than that — you are confounded, distressed, desperate. But not there
is hope. Listen to us. We’re here to help you, and we know that the
best way to go about doing that is to consume more drugs.