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It’s no sin to be depressed. Thinking otherwise only adds to the problem, and creates an infinite recursion loop which can only end in the destruction of the universe.

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We’re big fans of deregulation in that alleyway behind the barber shop, mostly because we don’t actually have any license to sell drugs — or even have a business anyway
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What you really don’t want to do is call on Eddie Spraxo down the road. We’ve had more than a few run-ins with the guy, none of them very pleasant

Mental Health

We need to talk about mental health. Admit it: You don't have it, but you wish you had it. You've tried every drug on the market -- and quite an impressive list of drugs that are most certainly not on the market. You've tried stuff that scientists haven't even heard of yet. And all it's ever brought you was

more and more anxiety, dread, and sustained hallucinations of unicorns. You are puzzled ... no, more than that -- you are confounded, distressed, desperate. But not there is hope. Listen to us. We're here to help you, and we know that the best way to go about doing that is ...... to consume more drugs.

Depression Assistance

We know you. You’re the kind of person who doesn’t do things by half measures. You’re depressed, but you’re angry because you’re not depressed enough. You poor thing. Come to us, and we’ll make it
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Look, if you want the straight dope about our competition, here it is. The boys working on the secrets of the mind down the block are real shady. If you go to them, we can’t guarantee anything at
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Coincidentally, we know a guy who can sell you those very drugs, at discounted street prices. My cousin Dexter operates his little philanthropic mental health endeavour in a little alleyway